Saturday, March 28, 2009

Taxi cat passes out on the job.

Taxi cat Seth Wingding was driving 4 cats. Lokey, Ozzie, Snoops, and Abbey."Guess my name!" He said, obviously unaware of the name tag taped to the back of his seat. "Seth Wingding!" Said Lokey. Moments later, they missed a turn. "Seth! You missed a turn!" Said Lokey. "You ran a red light!" Lokey looked at him. "Oh no!" "What? Is he unconscious?!" Said Abbey. She, Snoops, and Ozzie laughed. "I hate to break it to you guys, but he is unconscious!" Said Lokey. Silence. "Hoo boy." Said Snoops. Lokey took the wheel. "Guys! Ya know what time it is?" "6:30?" asked Abbey. "No!" Said Lokey! "Sleepover time! At my place!" They stopped at a red light. Lokey crossed out the name on the name tag and put "Lokey". "Thats better!" He said. "Yeah, until he changes his name to 'Lokey' and says 'Guess my name!'" Commented Ozzie. Once they got to Lokey's place, Lokey called 311. "We have an unconscious taxi cat here and his car. Could you take him to the Police station or something? Thanks. Good-bye." Lokey said. "Ok, the cops are gonna be here soon. Take off the blindfold and the duct tape on his mouth." The Kittyville Police showed up and took the taxi cat to the police station.

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