Cat Gets Knocked Out By Tennis Ball

Local cats Hobbes and Milo were on vacation in Kittyville playing tennis. Milo felt more like playing badminton, because Hobbes was to clumsy to serve. "I kept showing him how to do it, but after a while, he had fallen down as many times as a cat with sneakers! By the way, what are sneakers?" Commented and questioned Milo. Hobbes said his 1st tennis game on TV (ESPN Extreme Shorthairs Possibly Neutered) was "Inspirational" and he wanted to play, whereas Milo just wanted to do something after 20 minutes of a cat falling down after trying to serve a tennis ball. Milo thought about doing what his cousin Madison did. Lock Hobbes in a cabinet. Whereas here, it would be a locker. Or a duffel bag. Hobbes finally did serve a ball, but of course Milo wasn't looking. (I mean, how many hundred times can you see a cat fall down and not get bored after 45 minutes.) So the ball hit him in the head. He fell over. Hobbes at first thought "Oh he's just unconscious... UNCONSCIOUS?!?!?!?!!?" then thought, "Maybe he was surprised I served one." Police have found the tennis ball. They have discovered it is a Wilson 2 Tennis Ball.


Tennis Ball

Officers Snoops K. Itten and Ozzie C.at along with Lokey and Abbie arrived at the scene at 3:17 PM. Milo was distracted by YouTube: Build your own Sponge bob. His YouTube history was way above his age. Hobbes, a Script Editor of "Ta-Da! Productions", said it was "fascinating" to see a cat go down by just getting hit by a 567 mph tennis ball in the head. A crowd gathered around and someone asked if he was a cat or a tiger? Obviously a reader of "Calvin and Hobbes". Hobbes felt insulted and we are comforting him by yelling "Your books are great, but we could live without them BILL WATTERSON!!!!" "Ok, probably not the best way to comfort him, but he grinned. Milo was fine in the end. Hobbes has agreed to be a badminton champ instead of tennis. We will now have honorary "No Tennis" day, dedicated to Milo.