Cat gets fired

Monday, March 30
Local cat Snoops, got fired yesterday do to a lack of work. Snoops, interviewed at home said it was "odd" even though his neighbor/ X-Coworker Abbie said "It was unsurprising, considering all he does is lie around and scratch his butt. If he's not doing that, he's napping." Snoops never answered any phone calls for auditions. He worked at Ta-Da! Productions. "It wasn't fair! He'll regret it." commented Snoops uneasily on the word regret. The Boss (of Snoops' work) has received about 457 pleading notes. More mews tommorow...