Local pack-cat Ozzie C. At, was at Lunch. The skeptical Junior in St. Catrick's High School was tearing away at his dessert.
His friend Lokey came over to him. "Hey O-man wazzup?" He asked. "Oh nothing," said Ozzie. "Something's kinda bothering me." "Well, if you're troubled, talk to Lokey," Lokey said. "That's what Snoops says to his pals." "That jerk?" Ozzie asked "Pfffffft! He talks to
himself for friends. Which explains why he says to go to you." "It was a... prank! You had the idea!" Lokey said. "Lokey," Ozzie chimed in. "I said to be a fortune teller.
You, setup the p
arank. You know, the permanent mind bogglers?" "Yeah" Lokey responded. Orsin, this freak and Ninja-addict cat, was hiding under table 7. He had a six shooter... of rubber chickens. Brought to you by Uncle Pun! He aimed
carefully, considering
he was a sharpshooter. He was in Future-Recruits 7 grade+ Boot camp. He was a recruit of Captain Squirr. El. He aimed and fired. Ozzie, (instead of Lokey,) was hit in the back of his "wittew" head. (little head.) Orsin was spotted and accused and taken to the principal. Professor Abbey.
He ended up with a punishment of two years in Future-Recruits 7 grade+ Boot Camp. Abbey obviously forgot the crime was "shooting" and this will only repeat what happened today. Lokey saw the scene and was about to report...too late. He drew a picture.
His friend Lokey came over to him. "Hey O-man wazzup?" He asked. "Oh nothing," said Ozzie. "Something's kinda bothering me." "Well, if you're troubled, talk to Lokey," Lokey said. "That's what Snoops says to his pals." "That jerk?" Ozzie asked "Pfffffft! He talks to himself for friends. Which explains why he says to go to you." "It was a... prank! You had the idea!" Lokey said. "Lokey," Ozzie chimed in. "I said to be a fortune teller. You, setup the parank. You know, the permanent mind bogglers?" "Yeah" Lokey responded. Orsin, this freak and Ninja-addict cat, was hiding under table 7. He had a six shooter... of rubber chickens. Brought to you by Uncle Pun! He aimed 
carefully, considering 
he was a sharpshooter. He was in Future-Recruits 7 grade+ Boot camp. He was a recruit of Captain Squirr. El. He aimed and fired. Ozzie, (instead of Lokey,) was hit in the back of his "wittew" head. (little head.) Orsin was spotted and accused and taken to the principal. Professor Abbey. 
He ended up with a punishment of two years in Future-Recruits 7 grade+ Boot Camp. Abbey obviously forgot the crime was "shooting" and this will only repeat what happened today. Lokey saw the scene and was about to report...too late. He drew a picture.
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