A tourist named Abbey was wandering into Kittyville when she saw a U.F.O! She ran to Snoops' house and reported it to Snoops, who called 911. Police Crowded the spaceship. Aliens came out with what they called "Lightsabers". They looked like cruddy flashlights that only went 1 foot away. They made odd sounds like "voom" and "Ksssshhhh!" "The aliens looked like humans!"
Commented one cat. "They look like the characters from the movie 'Aliens Invade Kittyville!'
Commented another. One cat fainted, tripping one motorcycle rider, who ended up doing some cool moves. (360s) He crashed into the U.F.O. "He is safley in the hospital and healing with flying colors." said Dr. Boogbarg. (Responsible for injured motorcycle rider.) The aliens were just "lightsaber" dueling and not having anything to do with the public. "Why'd ya land HERE?! Next time, land in Dogberg! And make the public work there butts off!" Yelled one cat. One alien choked him. One black-belt cat judo-kicked both aliens. "Fight on your OWN planet!" and he threw them into the spaceship. They flew off immediately. The black-belt was named Ozzie C. At. He got the "I'msobraveIwentupagainstaliens" award.
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