Local Freshman in College Snoops K. Itten, was eating at "Mcdomestics" when he dropped his Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich. "Ugh!" It landed in his lap. Snoops continued eating. He opened up his backpack and took out his laptop. He opened up the file Snack.jpg. "Ohhhhhh Yeahhhh..." Mumbled Snoops. He was proud of his jpg's. He had files called "Snack, Tornado hitting hamburger, Cool drawing of Groucho Marx, and LOLcat on CNN". But who doesn't have LOLcat on CNN? He finished his lunch and went home. When he got home he 
called his friend. They talked for 3 hours complaining about phone bills. He put his laptop on the charger and went downstairs. He played Wii for an hour and a half. He went upstairs to upload his Spring Break pics onto his laptop. Not because they were awsome, because they could save as jpg's. Snoops' laptop was gone! He called 911. Snoops: "Hello? Someone stole my laptop!" 911: "Ummmmm... we'll get right on it...? What's the serial number?" Snoops: "4675C4578V984278Q037429Q!" 911: "Ok."
Three days later, The Cats News hadn't published anything about a search. Snoops went to the police station. He went to the main desk and saw the police (Ok, Snoops has won the best jpg's award and was on JPG or channel 457690) looking at his jpg's! They stole it! Snoops said the cops should arrest themselves. The boss arrested them. Snoops is happy he has his jpg's back.
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