Local drunk Seamus F. O'Reilly, was looking for a job when he saw: "Artist". He thanked his copy of "The Kitty City Gazette". His cousin, Ramona, lived in Kitty City, and sent him old copies that she hadn't urinated on. Seamus went to the Kitty City "NEWS JOB" building. The "NEWS JOB" building, is a place where you get jobs from news ads. Seamus had to paint an audition painting. He painted "Invisible Cheezburger". He won the job. His first masterpiece was painted drunk. It was called "Phsyco Viking Mario Riding My Brother". He got arrested for being drunk and painting. More news tomorow...
Great story Jake! I put a link to your site on the Lawn Ornament story and gave you copyright credit for the sweet photo of Snoops! Keep up the great work.
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