Saturday, March 28, 2009

A Very "Snotty" Stuation

Local House cat "Ozzie C. At was at the Local
Kittyville lab tour Exhibit: Security Creatures Embryos: Watch them form! when "Tchoo!" Ozzie sneezed. "It was a blast ofblinding fury." the victim confirmed. Officer Snoops K. Itten rushed in the room from security. Ozzie sneezed again. S.W.A.T. Team members pounced in front of the snot, protecting the other tour members.
Some of the snot got to embryos of local security
animals and they turned into mutants. Someone must
have left the hydrating door open. Many were injured in this epic battle. "It was more intense than 'Friday Night Smackdown' by far" quoted Snoops. Ozzie was sent to S.W.A.T. HQ in the helicopter by S.W.A.T.
Member Lokey, who later returned to the lab.
Kittyville was prepared for this. Snoops found the
local mad scientist Dr. Furnis. Furnis was
flabbergasted at the thought of his securifying
embryos destroying all of Kittyville. Or he
was freaked out by his YouTube video. "He
paused so dramaticlly. I knew he was dumbfounded."
Furnis claimed he was watching YouTube: "It's Peanut
Butter Jelly Time" which is highly attractive. Snoops
convinced to make a Furnissecurifyingembryosemergency
bomb, that wouldn't effect the cats, thereby giving them an
advantage. "If it wasn't for Snoops, we would've died!" Said a tour bystander.
Noone mentioned Furnis, for he made the embryos.
The bomb managed to get rid of the embryos, and while Furnis
Is working on a snot-proof embryo, cats will stand guard of Kittyville.

1 comment:

  1. HEY, CATDUDE!! I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ALL OF YOUR ARTICLES ON THE ANTICS THAT FUNNY, CRAZY CATS IN KITTYVILLE. BOY, THEY CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO GET IN A BIG MESS!!
    FROM SOMEONE THAT LOVES CATDUDE TO PIECES AND THEN SOME!! HUGS--CDALECAT

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