Sunday, June 7, 2009

Local cat "Extracts" bomb

Local Cat Snoops was walking along casually when something caught his eye. It was a cylinder of something. It had a label, but Snoops is a kitten. And everyone knows you have to be a cat to read. Snoops was flabbergasted. He
hadn't seen it before. He'd seen the blue one and the red one, but not the ORANGE. He dialed - in his haste - 919, which is the therapist. T: Hello?
S: I found the orange one. T: Ok. Now you need Lavender, Peach Rainbow, etc. - Hang Up - - Hang Up - There was liquid inside. Snoops drank it. Then he felt a giant force inside. He burped and it hit the can and BLEW it up.
So really the moral is: NEVER DRINK FANTA.